I ate an easter egg because I love marijuana

[lord_awesomeguy]

[pivo]

I shanked Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp.

[bandit112]

I shanked my lover because I'm sexy like that.

[Bjørn]

I slept with your mom because I had to.

[Rachet]

I beat the kool-aid man becouse I've abs

[Filun]

I shot a teletubby because I love to snort cocaine

[Drozd]

I needed your grandma because i'm sexy like that 

[Widek]

I slept with a porn star because i have AMAZING BOOBS.

[Aston]

I slept with some crack heads because I love marijuana.

[grz_ost]

Jak dodać temat do ignorowanych?   

[Turgon]

I needed a mop because I love marijuana ;P
Brzmi jak jakieś wywody filozoficzne spalonego dresa...

[youshy]

I ran shirtless with my lover because i'm a pimp

eh, nic specjalnego.

[lupus]

I shot a bag of weed because I'm sexy like that.

[bandit112]

I'm sexy and I know it.

Spoiler

[admaxo]

I stabbed homer because I  love to snort cocaine.

[mondomg]

I shanked Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp.

+1

[Lothar]

I smoked with a glass of milk because I have a noodle in my nose.

[pivo]

I shanked Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp.

+1

Wyszło Ci dokładnie to samo? ;]

[sify11]

i cuddled with a bowl of cereal because hoes keep stealing my tacos

[Rachet]

I smoked with a glass of milk because I have a noodle in my nose.

Kłamiesz, nie istnieje taki kolor jak "turkus". A już na pewno nie na męskich koszulkach. I na pewno rzaden facet nie umie nazwać tego koloru inaczej niż "zielony", ew. obcokrajowcy "green...ish...".

[mondomg]

I shanked Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp.

+1

Wyszło Ci dokładnie to samo? ;]

Tak, wiem, że kolor koszulki to zupełny przypadek, ale powinieneś pamiętać, kiedy składałeś mi życzenia urodzinowe

[pivo]

Dlatego upewniam się co do koszulki

[JC]

I shanked some crack heads because I love to snort cocaine.

[majkelk]

I beat a homeless guy because I'm gay.

To by nawet pasowało do tematyki forum. Brootal homo of doom

[davqoniu]

I banged a bag of weed because i have AMAZING BOOBS