I ate an easter egg because I love marijuana

[Matt-Carnage]

I shanked a stripper because I'm a pimp.


lol.... ;]

[Zomballo]

I ate my boy friend because I'm sexy like that. 

[Drozd]

I smoked with a glass of milk because I have a noodle in my nose.

Kłamiesz, nie istnieje taki kolor jak "turkus". A już na pewno nie na męskich koszulkach. I na pewno rzaden facet nie umie nazwać tego koloru inaczej niż "zielony", ew. obcokrajowcy "green...ish...".

Chcesz się bić?

[Maciek]

i ate a stripper because I'm sexy like that

[michu123PL]

I shot a bowl of cereal because I've got abs.

[Semedi]

U mnie standard

I banged my best friend because i'm sexy like that

[Musza]

I ran shirtless with a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos

[wuj Bat]

Normalnie temat-wyłudzacz dat urodzenia .

I ran naked with a pot head because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

[necrox]

i ate a stripper because I'm sexy like that

O, u mnie to samo.