Durne pytania z ebay, allegro

[Pan Sinner]

Pomysl na temat przyszedl podczas sprzedazy mojego ostatniego Ibi na ebay'u... niektore pytania kuły w jaja i powodowaly zadume nad istota inteligencji pytajacych :/ Proponuje doklejac wypocinki, smieszne i tragiczne

Ja pierwszy:

pytanie; Hello setuser, My questions about this guitar may sound strange but I am genuinely interested. I play with fingers not likeing the tone from a plectrum. I also have fairly stubby fingers and the 53mm string width of my present Ibanez S370DX is okay but only just. I am interested in the 7 string guitar for conversion to a wide 6 string. I think making a wider nut will be within my ability, but a wider bridge will be harder... and I do not use tremelo so that simplifies my requirements. Shame your 7 string has got some pickups missing... I play solely on neck and middle combined; is there a three pickup conversion available with your guitar? I guess it would mean digging out more holes in the front! Can you tell me the width across the strings in millimetres at the bridge please? Many thanks, Mark Phillips........    


moja odpowiedz; drill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


pytanie; Hi Set User,
When I started writing I had forgotten it was not a plecguard type front, and thought the body might have hidden pickup holes.
I think it looks beautiful as a guitar and am convinced this is the way to go for me to make a six string that fits my clumsy fingers better!
Cheers,
Mark............... .

moja odpowiedz: I'm happy i could help you and please, remember to fuck right off

You have been blocked and reported to ebay

Cheers
Set User


finalne pytanie: Dear Mr User,
Thank you for your technical and inciteful response.
As clearly not having many friends, I cannot think who to suggest that you  might contact for help, but either way, good luck!
Mark Phillips........... ........


Nie czaje, jak mozna znajdowac przyjemnosc z robienia z siebie totalnego debila :/

[Tadeo]

E, przesadzasz.
Miał co prawda na celu zbezcześcić to wiosło ale to nie debilizm - to świętokradztwo.

[nikt]

to jest jedno z moich ulubionych jakie ostatnio podrzucił mi Maruda:

In a message dated 1/3/2008 3:06:12 PM Eastern Standard Time, XXXXXtutaj adres kolaXXX writes:
Wiadomość od: XXXX , wysłana z komputera o numerze IP: XXXXXXX
Strona z przedmiotem: FENDER Jazz Bass Pickup SET ORIGINAL !!!!!!! Vint.
Treść wiadomości:
A co to ma za znaczenie czy fender czy nie fender- przeciez to jest zwykly magnes i drucik nawiniety. Kto da 500 zl za takie przystrawki? To juz mozna cala gitare kupic za te pieniedze- gluptas "

 

[g-zs]

rotfl, to już nawet ja nei zadaje takich glupich pytań...chyba że celowo

[Nitram]

O kutwa... To niech sobie nawinie i sprzeda za 500 zł