I wanted to tell my daughters about the birds and the bees so I sat naked on the kitchen table and called for the oldest one.
"What is this and what do you do with it?", I asked her.
"That's a cock and you can fuck with it.", she said.
"Alright. I see you know everything, so watch yourself and try not to get pregnant. Now go and get your younger sister.", I told her.
My 9 year old daughter came and I asked her:
"What is this and what do you do with it?"
"Thats a pee-pee and you can do wee-wee with it.", she replied.
"Sure you don't know any other usage for it?", I asked.
"Not really.", she replied, "It's too small for a fuck."
